ebethdoodles:

as king of being the dorkiest dragon ever toothless declares everyone give him fish- just lots and lots of fish
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darebearlee: broken-gaydar: starrygraveyard: andr3wdost: nathanieljosephruess: herfunnyvideos: lockedinabirdcage: GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN. BRAINS OVER BRAWN. MIND OVER MATTER. PAPER OVER ROCK. You clever little shit. then what the fuck does scissors mean lesbians what I probably laughed much harder than I should have. (via ironicbaking)

darebearlee:

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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I probably laughed much harder than I should have.

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morrissarty: bellatrixissexy: Why does France have so many revolutions? i asked a french guy once and he just said ‘we are angry at literally everything’ (via ironicbaking)

morrissarty:

bellatrixissexy:

Why does France have so many revolutions?

i asked a french guy once and he just said ‘we are angry at literally everything’

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dutchster: when they say the name of the movie in the movie (via coluring)

dutchster:

when they say the name of the movie in the movie

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mrsminxalot:

legfruit:

oneman-wolfpackk:

c-oo-l-potatoes:

Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I’m home bound.

i would get out, and hug it. omg

good. do that. it’s for the best you take those genes of yours out of the pool.


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emmysaurus: taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure (via dutchster)

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

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sextpert: sextpert: I LOVE IT WHEN COMPANIES REPLY TO PEOPLE’S TWEETS ABOUT THEM amazing (Source: sextpert-deactivated20140114, via coluring)

sextpert:

sextpert:

I LOVE IT WHEN COMPANIES REPLY TO PEOPLE’S TWEETS ABOUT THEM

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amazing

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dekutree:

i’m in teaaaaaaaaaars
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raininjvly: hey lil buddy if u haven’t heard this today i think ur cute and im glad ur alive and if u ever feel down know that u can get through this cause i believe in u friend (via i-effed-it-all-up)

raininjvly:

hey lil buddy if u haven’t heard this today i think ur cute and im glad ur alive and if u ever feel down know that u can get through this cause i believe in u friend

(via i-effed-it-all-up)

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pretzelsnake: m0n64 submitted: For when you find that specal someone an eggagment ring DELETE YOUR BLOG  (via stupidfortherightreasons)

pretzelsnake:

m0n64 submitted:

For when you find that specal someone
https://31.media.tumblr.com/023adf053339d67322ef5012f7479a5a/tumblr_n8wvm3XXiB1swze9do1_500.jpg

an eggagment ring

DELETE YOUR BLOG 

(via stupidfortherightreasons)

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